Inbox Tamer Gifts

'I'm beginning to think email stands for 'endless mail'.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Storm in the out tray

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Getting Rid of the Cure

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

Paper Trail

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

Inbox and outbox for books

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

E-mail

"In your skill set I see that you listed, 'Proofleader.'"

'What's this 'H' file?'

'It must be nice having a job where you can work at home.'

Recycling point.

"I'm just checking my inbox."

Adult attention deficit disorders (A.A.D.D.)

'My name is Kerry and I'm an email-aholic...'

'Yeah, I can remotely disable my computer.'

"It keeps people from falling asleep during meetings."

"It's that sense of dread again, about the state of my inbox."

'We'd make a great circus act. He balances the checkbook and I juggle the bills.'

Cowboy's office boxes: WHOA and GIDDYUP.

Cornucopia of work.

E-mail

'Wow! I've got one from someone I know!'

"Baldo, school has always been about learning, expanding your mind, becoming a better person."

'Connect insert A, B, and C into slots D, E, and F. Tighten using assembly tool G. What in the H are they talking about?'

Group of explorers with a lawn mower.

'We need to add an eleventh - 'thou shalt not spam.'

Nethead strip: Long lost cousin

"If you want proof that your email is working again, then you can read all the spam you just received."

A Golfers In and Out Tray

"This message has no subject and the contents aren't much to write home about either."