Inbox Tamer T-Shirts

'I'm beginning to think email stands for 'endless mail'.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Storm in the out tray

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

Getting Rid of the Cure

Paper Trail

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

Inbox and outbox for books

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

"In your skill set I see that you listed, 'Proofleader.'"

'What's this 'H' file?'

E-mail

'It must be nice having a job where you can work at home.'

Recycling point.

"I'm just checking my inbox."

Adult attention deficit disorders (A.A.D.D.)

Ugh, you go ahead – I have five months of emails to catch up on.

'My name is Kerry and I'm an email-aholic...'

"It's that sense of dread again, about the state of my inbox."

'Yeah, I can remotely disable my computer.'

Cornucopia of work.

Cowboy's office boxes: WHOA and GIDDYUP.

E-mail

"It keeps people from falling asleep during meetings."

'We'd make a great circus act. He balances the checkbook and I juggle the bills.'

'Wow! I've got one from someone I know!'

'Connect insert A, B, and C into slots D, E, and F. Tighten using assembly tool G. What in the H are they talking about?'

"Baldo, school has always been about learning, expanding your mind, becoming a better person."

Group of explorers with a lawn mower.

"If you want proof that your email is working again, then you can read all the spam you just received."

'We need to add an eleventh - 'thou shalt not spam.'

Nethead strip: Long lost cousin

A Golfers In and Out Tray