Post-work Wind-downer T-Shirts

"Al, I've fought the good fight and now I'm ready to drink the good drink."

But for most men it is the love of a fresh wind on the face.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

Desert island wind-turbine.

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

"No no! I said we're tilting towards windmills, not tilting at them!"

"Here comes Santa! I'm his number one fan!"

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

'These drinks have been watered down.'

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

'It's a working vacation. I'm a wind farmer.'

"There's absolutely nothing to do. Wanna start a podcast?"

'Let's go and lean against one of the vibrators.'

'They've done wonders with Energy Efficiency!'

Person who doesn't eat much blown away in the wind.

'So when are we going to hit this 'open road' you're always talking about?'

'What are you grinning at? It's only 5.30.'

One of your better ideas Stephen!

'It's so windy today that a hen could lay the same egg twice!'

An artist painting on a clifftop leans into high winds.

'Should you be doing that?'

"Our wind corridor is second to none."

Toupee.

"What can you give me for wind?"

Out of gas.

'Look, there go the windfarm protestors.' (Crowd of protestors being blown away)

"I told you not to go out in that wind."

"All I'm saying is that if it such a good route, why is ours the only gaggle which is coming this way?"

"Norman is almost completely wind powered now!"

'Thanks Bill, I couldn't glide against the wind to get back home...'

'Yes, it is windy today, Mrs Jones - Haven't seen a wig flying around, have you?'

Yes we hang wind farm lobbyists!