Wind-cheating Wanderer T-Shirts

When not racing, most elite cyclists walk around in a peloton to cut down on wind resistance.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Captain in a storm

"Would you like some wings?"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"The new house is almost ready!"

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Canada's winter survival kit.

The Not So Wild West

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"Let's scoot."

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

"Emotional Support Horses Welcome"

Tonto Casino.

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Nannies Of The Old West

A Capella: singing without musical accompaniment.

'Aaah yes, the stampede of July 1810: Good times...'

Clint Goodbuddy's plan to infiltrate the outlawed 'black hat' gangs' AGM was about to fall apart. . .

A cowboy uses a noose for a clothesline.

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

"So...What's your excuse for being late today?"

'Ah! This is the Texas I remember!'

"He loves me, he loves me not..."

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage

Cowboy on horse sees diretion sign for 'thataway'.

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

"After 40, the body has a mind of its own."