Bird-wary Wanderer T-Shirts

'Arthur, don't you dare cancel it'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Vegetarian Birds

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

French Early Bird

"Pass that."

"Great tights!"

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

Chickenspox

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

'Thinking quickly, Ernie jerked out his instamatic and clicked away at his farm below.'

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

Ibuses / Ibises in the form of Buses

'I hear they're going to cable.'

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

"Now will you knock it off with all the bird calls?"

"I'm a bird dog."

'Without running tests I'd say you're eating too much turkey.'

"Who died?"

"Psst. . .he's not even looking up here....keep real still and he'll never notice us!"

"Far out Nigel, I know you're a purist, but at some point, you'll need to switch to e-books like the rest of us..."

"That bird looks just like your drone."

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?"

'Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...'

The Fifth Annual Crow Convention - "If you ask me, I reckon it looks like a murder!"

Scientist taking air quality reading on roof with canary wearing gas mask.

"The presentation is dreadful."

"As a harbinger of doom, you're a little late."

"Yes, I tried tapping on the glass."