Bird-watching Wizard T-Shirts

"Relax. We're all pigeon-toed."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Vegetarian Birds

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

French Early Bird

"Pass that."

"Great tights!"

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

Chickenspox

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

"Roosters crow, but crows don't rooster. That ain't right."

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

Nevermore!

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

Ibuses / Ibises in the form of Buses

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

'I hear they're going to cable.'

'What part of 'nature' do you not get?'

"I'm a bird dog."

"Why?"

Cellist site reading birds on telephone wires.

'I want to tap into my higher self.'

'Without running tests I'd say you're eating too much turkey.'

"We only have three and twenty black birds for the pie."

"Who died?"

Tiny bird emerges from giant egg.

"That bird looks just like your drone."