Birdwatching Scientist T-Shirts

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

Vegetarian Birds

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

French Early Bird

"Pass that."

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

"Great tights!"

Chickenspox

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Nevermore!

"Roosters crow, but crows don't rooster. That ain't right."

Humming Bird's Hum.

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

'Unfortunately, although I worked on the movie, I did not meet Mr Hitchcock in person...'

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

Ibuses / Ibises in the form of Buses

"Now will you knock it off with all the bird calls?"

'What part of 'nature' do you not get?'

Bird to bird: 'If I'm not careful, I could twitter my life away.'

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

'I think we're starting sex education too early.'

'I hear they're going to cable.'

"I'm a bird dog."

"Why?"

'I want to tap into my higher self.'

'Without running tests I'd say you're eating too much turkey.'

"No, drones will never replace us because they lack our hunting instinct and majestic bearing."

The Browntail Craptor

The Fifth Annual Crow Convention - "If you ask me, I reckon it looks like a murder!"