Birdwatching Scientist Prints

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Vegetarian Birds

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

French Early Bird

"Pass that."

"Great tights!"

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

Chickenspox

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Humming Bird's Hum.

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

"Roosters crow, but crows don't rooster. That ain't right."

Nevermore!

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

Ibuses / Ibises in the form of Buses

Bird to bird: 'If I'm not careful, I could twitter my life away.'

"Now will you knock it off with all the bird calls?"

'What part of 'nature' do you not get?'

'I think we're starting sex education too early.'

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

'I hear they're going to cable.'

"I'm a bird dog."

"Why?"

'I want to tap into my higher self.'

'Without running tests I'd say you're eating too much turkey.'

Tiny bird emerges from giant egg.

The Fifth Annual Crow Convention - "If you ask me, I reckon it looks like a murder!"

"No, drones will never replace us because they lack our hunting instinct and majestic bearing."

"Who died?"