Bird-watching Wizard Prints

"Relax. We're all pigeon-toed."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Vegetarian Birds

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

French Early Bird

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"Pass that."

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

"Great tights!"

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

Chickenspox

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'Unfortunately, although I worked on the movie, I did not meet Mr Hitchcock in person...'

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

Nevermore!

"Roosters crow, but crows don't rooster. That ain't right."

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

Ibuses / Ibises in the form of Buses

'I hear they're going to cable.'

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

'What part of 'nature' do you not get?'

"I'm a bird dog."

"Why?"

Cellist site reading birds on telephone wires.

'I want to tap into my higher self.'

'Without running tests I'd say you're eating too much turkey.'

"No, drones will never replace us because they lack our hunting instinct and majestic bearing."

The Browntail Craptor

"Who died?"