Birdwatcher With A Creative Eye T-Shirts

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Vegetarian Birds

French Early Bird

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"Pass that."

I think it's time he left home.'

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

New York Scatological Society

"Great tights!"

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

Chickenspox

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

'Unfortunately, although I worked on the movie, I did not meet Mr Hitchcock in person...'

"Roosters crow, but crows don't rooster. That ain't right."

Nevermore!

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"You want the lead role in the Thanksgiving play, don't you? Try again, 'Gobble, gobble, gobble' - this time with feeling!"

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

'Sure I can do same day service.'

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

'I hear they're going to cable.'