Birdwatcher With A Creative Eye Pillows

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Vegetarian Birds

French Early Bird

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"Pass that."

I think it's time he left home.'

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

New York Scatological Society

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

"Great tights!"

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

Chickenspox

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

Nevermore!

"Roosters crow, but crows don't rooster. That ain't right."

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

'Sure I can do same day service.'

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

'I hear they're going to cable.'