Birdwatcher With A Whimsical Twist Pillows

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Vegetarian Birds

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"Pass that."

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

"Great tights!"

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

"These days, everyone is lawyering up."

Chickenspox

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'Unfortunately, although I worked on the movie, I did not meet Mr Hitchcock in person...'

'Thinking quickly, Ernie jerked out his instamatic and clicked away at his farm below.'

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

Hey, it's 5am somewhere, am I right?

'I hear they're going to cable.'

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

'Without running tests I'd say you're eating too much turkey.'

"That bird looks just like your drone."

"Far out Nigel, I know you're a purist, but at some point, you'll need to switch to e-books like the rest of us..."

"We only have three and twenty black birds for the pie."

'Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...'

"Instead of migrating this winter, why don't we do a cruise?"

The Fifth Annual Crow Convention - "If you ask me, I reckon it looks like a murder!"

"Who died?"

Chicane