Birdwatcher With A Whimsical Twist T-Shirts

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Vegetarian Birds

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"Pass that."

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

"Great tights!"

Chickenspox

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

"These days, everyone is lawyering up."

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

'Thinking quickly, Ernie jerked out his instamatic and clicked away at his farm below.'

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

'I hear they're going to cable.'

'Without running tests I'd say you're eating too much turkey.'

The Fifth Annual Crow Convention - "If you ask me, I reckon it looks like a murder!"

"Instead of migrating this winter, why don't we do a cruise?"

"That bird looks just like your drone."

'Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...'

"Who died?"

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?"

Chicane

"We only have three and twenty black birds for the pie."

"Far out Nigel, I know you're a purist, but at some point, you'll need to switch to e-books like the rest of us..."