Whimsical Bird Watchers T-Shirts

'Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Vegetarian Birds

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Tequila Mockingbird

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

The last Passenger Pigeon

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

"Pass that."

Paralegal eagle.

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Frogs

"Great tights!"

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

Flight: Select your spot.

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

"These days, everyone is lawyering up."

Chickenspox

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

Peacekeeping?

'Unfortunately, although I worked on the movie, I did not meet Mr Hitchcock in person...'

"It's the vulture app. It appears when my phone battery is about to die."

"I've just been conned out of my dinner by a craft fox!"