Whimsical Bird Watchers Mugs

'Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

Vegetarian Birds

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Tequila Mockingbird

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

The last Passenger Pigeon

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

"Pass that."

Paralegal eagle.

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

"Great tights!"

Frogs

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

Chickenspox

"These days, everyone is lawyering up."

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"It's the vulture app. It appears when my phone battery is about to die."

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

"I've just been conned out of my dinner by a craft fox!"

Peacekeeping?

'Ah ah! That's what I thought! The DNA tests prove that he is in fact a Cuckoo chick...'