Bird-wary Wanderer Gifts

'Arthur, don't you dare cancel it'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Vegetarian Birds

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

French Early Bird

"Pass that."

"Great tights!"

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

Chickenspox

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

'Unfortunately, although I worked on the movie, I did not meet Mr Hitchcock in person...'

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

'Thinking quickly, Ernie jerked out his instamatic and clicked away at his farm below.'

Ibuses / Ibises in the form of Buses

'I hear they're going to cable.'

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

"Now will you knock it off with all the bird calls?"

"I'm a bird dog."

'Without running tests I'd say you're eating too much turkey.'

"I said you should get a hobby like bird watching."

'Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...'

"Far out Nigel, I know you're a purist, but at some point, you'll need to switch to e-books like the rest of us..."

"That bird looks just like your drone."

The Fifth Annual Crow Convention - "If you ask me, I reckon it looks like a murder!"

"Who died?"

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?"

"Psst. . .he's not even looking up here....keep real still and he'll never notice us!"

Scientist taking air quality reading on roof with canary wearing gas mask.

'I'm taking you off the javelin - you throw it way too high!'

"As a harbinger of doom, you're a little late."