Bird Lover With A Twist T-Shirts

Scientist taking air quality reading on roof with canary wearing gas mask.

'Don't be silly -- how can a PARROT be part Scottish?'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?"

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Polluted geese

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

Knight feeding his kids.

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Vegetarian Birds

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

No jay walking.

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Peace Locked in a Cage

"And another thing: What's that strange clicking thing you do with your beak?"

"Would you look at that! New rooftop gardens, new community gardens: maybe the human race is not doomed after all..."