Wind-cheating Wanderer Prints

When not racing, most elite cyclists walk around in a peloton to cut down on wind resistance.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Captain in a storm

"Would you like some wings?"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"The new house is almost ready!"

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Canada's winter survival kit.

The Not So Wild West

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"Let's scoot."

"Emotional Support Horses Welcome"

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

Tonto Casino.

'Aaah yes, the stampede of July 1810: Good times...'

A Capella: singing without musical accompaniment.

Nannies Of The Old West

'Ah! This is the Texas I remember!'

Clint Goodbuddy's plan to infiltrate the outlawed 'black hat' gangs' AGM was about to fall apart. . .

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

"So...What's your excuse for being late today?"

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage

Cowboy on horse sees diretion sign for 'thataway'.

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.