Post-work Wind-downer Gifts

"Al, I've fought the good fight and now I'm ready to drink the good drink."

But for most men it is the love of a fresh wind on the face.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

Desert island wind-turbine.

"No no! I said we're tilting towards windmills, not tilting at them!"

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

"Here comes Santa! I'm his number one fan!"

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

'These drinks have been watered down.'

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

'It's a working vacation. I'm a wind farmer.'

"There's absolutely nothing to do. Wanna start a podcast?"

'They've done wonders with Energy Efficiency!'

'Let's go and lean against one of the vibrators.'

Person who doesn't eat much blown away in the wind.

'So when are we going to hit this 'open road' you're always talking about?'

'What are you grinning at? It's only 5.30.'

One of your better ideas Stephen!

'Should you be doing that?'

"Our wind corridor is second to none."

Toupee.

That sound? Oh, I bought Harold a breaking wind chime.

'It's so windy today that a hen could lay the same egg twice!'

An artist painting on a clifftop leans into high winds.

"What can you give me for wind?"

Out of gas.

"Norman is almost completely wind powered now!"

Yes we hang wind farm lobbyists!

'Yes, it is windy today, Mrs Jones - Haven't seen a wig flying around, have you?'

'Thanks Bill, I couldn't glide against the wind to get back home...'

"I told you not to go out in that wind."

"All I'm saying is that if it such a good route, why is ours the only gaggle which is coming this way?"

'Look, there go the windfarm protestors.' (Crowd of protestors being blown away)