Master Un-winder T-Shirts

'I often come here to unwind.'

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

9-5, 5-9

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

'Lance, what does 'NSFW' stand for?'

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

Relaxing on a sofa

Burn out

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

Signs of prehistoric party behavior.

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

"When you get right down to it, there's no antidepressant like an ice cream cone."

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

"This is where I come to unwind."

"I asked you to hang a picture, how much more difficult can you make it?"

'He'll be with you in a minute. Right now he's unwinding.'

"Have you seen my bar of chocolate?"

'I hate rainy days!'

As space walking astronaut vacuums dust particles: 'Houston, we see to have the cosmic dust problem under control.'

Wine, Whine. Unwind.

'I waste Sunday worrying about Monday, so I compensate by making Friday my Saturday.'

"They're still putting you under a lot of pressure at work then Harry."

Hairdressing for Bald People

"Can you hold on a sec? I need to check on Timmy."

Winter String Quartet

"Having a fantastic time! Weather great! Food great! The beaches are deserted!"

When Focus Group Researchers Go Head to Head

"I had too many irons in the fire and it went out."

"If you want feedback from the boss, turn up your volume and stand closer to him."

"Thanks for helping me to put my costume together. I know we had no idea where to start but we did eventually put ' tu and tu' together."

'Now that Jim sits in front of a computer all day, he's lost the will to watch TV.'

"Finally...it's Friday! 30 more seconds and we're free.... Free for two whole days to do what we were born to do...living life to its fullest.... Enjoying the freedoms we so richly deserve...enjoying the precious moment which we will never have again!"

Maliki unplugged and powerless.

"Soooo... What are we going to do with ourselves?"