Bag Toting Expert Mugs

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Heading off with a packed bag

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

"Before we take you up to the ship, we need to examine the contents of your bag."

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

'I am not checking this because it's my purse.'

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

"Which free tote goes best?"

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

"It is called, appropriately, 'The Carry-all' "

"Would you like your milk in a bag?"

Bag Lady.

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

'Pack this yourself, Miss?' (Nelly the elephant at customs).

"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."

Commuter X-Ray

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

"We found our luggage in Cabo, but it's way happier there and isn't coming back."

Handbags Authenticated

"I'm worried I didn't bring the right bag"

I don't like the looks of this airline.

Bookmaker: Tote Bag.

Adventure

Death carries a bag for life

"Do you have room in your bag for this?"