Carry-on Expert Mugs

Anatomy of a Non-Rev

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Heading off with a packed bag

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

A boy and his spin patrol.

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

"Before we take you up to the ship, we need to examine the contents of your bag."

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

Where has he been so long?

"Would you like your milk in a bag?"

All gates.

"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."

"I'll have a double entendre."

'Pack this yourself, Miss?' (Nelly the elephant at customs).

"We found our luggage in Cabo, but it's way happier there and isn't coming back."

'It's $15 to check a bag and $25 if you want it to arrive at your destination.'

Arrivals Lounge

I don't like the looks of this airline.

Stop and think.

'Well, it's about time you two came home.'

“Now that you’ve stayed up all night trying to cram everything you need into a carry-on, and now that you’ve reconciled with the fact that your hair dryer had to stay behind, and now that you’ve frantically rushed through the airport with your cumbersome luggage in tow and made it through security and to the gate just in the nick of time, we’re going to make you check your bag anyway. Don’t worry, though — it’s complimentary.”

'Need any help with packing?'

"I'm afraid your luggage is too large, sir. We'll have to charge a fee."

John Prescott.

"Don't you know who I am?! I demand an upgrade! I'm a platinum-plus frequent fly..."

Excess Baggage: Wheeled carry on luggage we would really like to see...

You've flip-flopped it: that's one passenger, two carry-ons.

Carry On Luggage Must Fit In This Box And Not Be Too 'Scruffy Looking'.

Municipal Airport - Bags Left unattended Will Be Sold At our Gift Shop.