Carry-on Juggler Mugs

Excess Baggage: Wheeled carry on luggage we would really like to see...

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Travelling

Brickie's Mate

'I believe my trainee is putting together the trial bundle for you now.'

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

'I like to stay connected 247.'

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

"That's his idea of multi-tasking."

'Take a message...'

Caution - Low gravity zone.

Why men hate shopping.

"Anytime you need a sherpa, you can't find one."

Man at sports arena sees plane pulling banner that tells him to get back to work.

Writer, waiter, writer, waiter.

Moving and Storage: "Did they say moving?"

'I forgot my keys!'

Airport: Frequent Lost Luggage Desk.

"Our smart home is blowing up my text. The oven is mad at the dishwasher. The dishwasher is mad at the lights. The lights are mad at the TV. And I thought out kids fought a lot."

'Oh great. It's Western and I use an English saddle.'

Closing a Suitcase

'We didn't expect you this early!'

"Your raise comes with a pay cut."

Excess Baggage: When the cruise line says the ship leaves at 5:30 they mean 5:30.

'Maybe you should let the wine you packed go to waste. That's the bag with our laundry.'