Carry-on Juggler Mugs

Excess Baggage: Wheeled carry on luggage we would really like to see...

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Travelling

Brickie's Mate

'I believe my trainee is putting together the trial bundle for you now.'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

'I like to stay connected 247.'

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

"That's his idea of multi-tasking."

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

"Athlete? No. Ambulance chaser."

Caution - Low gravity zone.

"Is this your joke of an idea?"

Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence. We received a communication fro Alpha Centauri, but it appears they just pocket dialed us.

'Take a message...'

Writer, waiter, writer, waiter.

"Anytime you need a sherpa, you can't find one."

Man at sports arena sees plane pulling banner that tells him to get back to work.

Yes, I can multi-task.

Your computer says "work," but your skin says "Facebook."

Why men hate shopping.

Moving and Storage: "Did they say moving?"

'I forgot my keys!'

Airport: Frequent Lost Luggage Desk.

Closing a Suitcase

"Our smart home is blowing up my text. The oven is mad at the dishwasher. The dishwasher is mad at the lights. The lights are mad at the TV. And I thought out kids fought a lot."

'We didn't expect you this early!'

'Oh great. It's Western and I use an English saddle.'

'Maybe you should let the wine you packed go to waste. That's the bag with our laundry.'

"Your raise comes with a pay cut."

Amazon Obstacle Course: Online Shopping Gamifies Your Building Entrance.