Airport Logistics Gifts

Shot Putting Competition, "He used to be a baggage handler at Heathrow."

A Giant at the Airport.

Carefree luggage.

UK border controls relaxed.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

The World's Easiest Airport

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"Early model of baggage claim"

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

The Scanner Of Love.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

Fragile stamper.

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

Disinformation booth.

Heavy meals on wheels

Supply Chain

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

Ever Given

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

The Cashless Society is Here