Airport Pickup Gifts

Tall, dark & handsome.

Carefree luggage.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

The World's Easiest Airport

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"Early model of baggage claim"

The Scanner Of Love.

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

Disinformation booth.

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

Airport

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

Mass Travel

"Hell: The Airport"

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

The Cashless Society is Here

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

'One carry-on!'

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

The Island Of Lost Luggage.

Couple putting baby through the scanner.

"You are going home to Quarantine? What a lovely name for a daughter!"