Airport Pickup Gifts

Tall, dark & handsome.

Carefree luggage.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"Early model of baggage claim"

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

The World's Easiest Airport

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Disinformation booth.

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

Airport

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

Mass Travel

"Hell: The Airport"

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

'One carry-on!'

Couple putting baby through the scanner.

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

"You are going home to Quarantine? What a lovely name for a daughter!"

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

TSA