Luggage Launderers Gifts

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Travelling

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Airport

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Airport

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"How's my tripping you up?"

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

"I installed a cam in my luggage to see if it's having a better vacation than I am."

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

Excess Baggage: Meanwhile, back at baggage handlers university...

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

"You overpacked again."

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

Student rakes leaveslaundry in dorm room.

Your Luggage

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

Lost luggage turning up on Mars.

Baggage Claim