Luggage Launderers Gifts

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Travelling

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Airport

Airport

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"How's my tripping you up?"

"I installed a cam in my luggage to see if it's having a better vacation than I am."

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'

"They said whatever you left in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas."

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

Excess Baggage: Meanwhile, back at baggage handlers university...

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

"You overpacked again."

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

Student rakes leaveslaundry in dorm room.

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

"Just barking will do."

Baggage Claim

Lost luggage turning up on Mars.

All gates.