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Santa's toy delivery

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Trade Show Sherpas

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

How Amazon was invented

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

Fragile stamper.

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

Exit Next Left

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Heavy meals on wheels

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

Supply Chain

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Cheap Labour Countries.

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

Ever Given

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

"Amazon wants to open a facility here due to our friendly labor environment."

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."