Shipping Lane Strategist Gifts

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

Holiday Luggage

'There you go, Jack, I saved you some space.'

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

"Seriously?? All these years swimming in shark infested seas, just to catch a few fish, and you're telling me all we needed was a rod and a bucket of bait?"

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

Cuban Exports

Suez canal blocking.

Oil tanker and refinery.

The Evolution of fish

Something Like Sport.

"I know I've asked this before, but are you sure it's 'paper cuts scissors'?"

Another tense night of contract bridge ahead.

Intermodal transport.

"While it's holding our new furniture, we're not paying for storage."

"No Mr Claus. You can't have your order sent to more than one address."

'For goodness' sake - can't you forget about business for two weeks.'

Express Lane Ten Items Or Less Or A $5 Surcharge.

"It gave me time to think, and I've decided to ask Estella if she wants to hang out! All I need is a great opening line!"

'Give them a motorway ad they'll follow it anywhere!'

"Trust me, John! Just because your bridge partner dumps you...doesn't mean I will!"

'You know there may be something in this idea of promoting the firm in shops!'

Ever Given Free