Shipping Lane Strategist Mugs

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

F&E International. I miss the days when the import/export business was easy come/easy go.

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

Suez Canal Curse

Holiday Luggage

'There you go, Jack, I saved you some space.'

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

"Seriously?? All these years swimming in shark infested seas, just to catch a few fish, and you're telling me all we needed was a rod and a bucket of bait?"

Suez canal blocking.

Cuban Exports

Oil tanker and refinery.

Something Like Sport.

The Evolution of fish

"I know I've asked this before, but are you sure it's 'paper cuts scissors'?"

Another tense night of contract bridge ahead.

Intermodal transport.

"While it's holding our new furniture, we're not paying for storage."

"It gave me time to think, and I've decided to ask Estella if she wants to hang out! All I need is a great opening line!"

'For goodness' sake - can't you forget about business for two weeks.'

Express Lane Ten Items Or Less Or A $5 Surcharge.

"No Mr Claus. You can't have your order sent to more than one address."

'Give them a motorway ad they'll follow it anywhere!'

"Trust me, John! Just because your bridge partner dumps you...doesn't mean I will!"

'You know there may be something in this idea of promoting the firm in shops!'

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