Seafaring Strategist Mugs

'For goodness' sake - can't you forget about business for two weeks.'

The captain is thinking it might be too late to get buy-in on his last decision.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

Reverse psychology

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Viking Loch Ness

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"International trade"

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

Submarine Hunter.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"Ye God's... That was close."

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

Replacement Lighthouse

Captain Thomas Coram.

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."