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'For goodness' sake - can't you forget about business for two weeks.'

The captain is thinking it might be too late to get buy-in on his last decision.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

Reverse psychology

Viking Loch Ness

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

"International trade"

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

Submarine Hunter.

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"Ye God's... That was close."

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

Captain Thomas Coram.

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

The 'Gulf' Coast League.

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."