Color Strategist Gifts

Dr. Reynolds finally realizes what he puts his patients through as he and his wife look at paint swatches.

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

'I want ideas so bold, so wildly innovative, so undeniably brilliant that they retain a shred of originality after everyone picks them to pieces.'

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.

Pole Vault Rules

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

"Are we overthinking this?"

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

'Hey! We've never tried a 'pity' strategy before...'

Folding Container.

'With our marketing budget so limited our best chance is to make commercials that are SO bad that they'll go viral.'

'The Parkinson would be good PR, but should I wear the hair shirt or the sackcloth and ashes?'

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

"Charles here isn't just a duck; he's a duck with a vision."

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

'It's perfect ... except the client wants their name to be twice as big as the art.'

"If this doesn't distract him, Ulysses, we'll go with the sheep idea."

"...The cat tried all the tricks in the book to catch the mouse!"

Bank. 18 month CD 1.0815255645% Paying More digits than any other bank. Interest rates are so low! It's hard to believe this CD has reached maturity --- Just look at how little it's grown! Investing seems extremely risky these days. There's no safe place to get a decent return. They always say investing is a roller coaster. Yeah, but it's not true. On a roller coaster you get back to where you started!

'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'

'Right, you peck his left paw, I'll go for the right one.'