Soil Strategist T-Shirts

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

A misery of mole hills

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

'That plant food really works!'

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

'The good news is I just dethatched the lawn. The bad news is the lawn was nothing but thatch. . .'

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

User friendly soil.

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

I'm looking for a job?

'Try to relax, Ed. It's a beach, not sandy soil.'

Worm Appreciation Society!

Earthly Delights Garden Centre

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'

'I find that an hour in the compost pile provides my minimum daily requirement of everything.'

Sidewalk the game

Gardening Tips - allow worms to drag unwanted organic matter deep into the soil

A lady wants a higher fence to protect her man from the neighbour.

What can I say - Global warming enriches my life!

"You've got to help me, Tom... my garden is out of control!"

'Ok, they want a year's supply of meal, no more shearing, just trimming and our own barn. But until then, this camera and the pictures of your 'date with Daisy' stay with me.'

Protecting batteries from the sun

SOIL BANK: 'Loam dept...clay, sand & gravel'.

'I tell you, the gas shortage story in the seventies was good, but this greenhouse think is pure genius!'