Soil Management T-Shirts

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

Pipe Dream.

A Hole in the Dike

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

'That plant food really works!'

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

'The good news is I just dethatched the lawn. The bad news is the lawn was nothing but thatch. . .'

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

User friendly soil.

'He may have green fingers, but he's got dirty finger nails!'

I'm looking for a job?

Earthly Delights Garden Centre

'Try to relax, Ed. It's a beach, not sandy soil.'

Worm Appreciation Society!

Little Dutch boy tends tulip plant

'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

A misery of mole hills

Septic Fields Forever.

'I find that an hour in the compost pile provides my minimum daily requirement of everything.'

"Oh, boy! My favorite! plotting soil!"

Gardening Tips - allow worms to drag unwanted organic matter deep into the soil

'Well actually, I'm a plumber!'

Water Feature 2006.

"Hey, who died and gave you the right to determine my water rights?"