Soil Management Pillows

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

Pipe Dream.

A Hole in the Dike

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

'That plant food really works!'

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

'The good news is I just dethatched the lawn. The bad news is the lawn was nothing but thatch. . .'

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

How's this mulch for improving my soil? Not good. It's full of toxic wood chips. They poison the dirt and don't decompose. Just what I need. Subprime loam.

The timing doesn't work for eco-club to start a garden. I have a better idea. Build a compost bin. You can recycle the school's leaves and grass clippings. You'll have good soil for a garden next spring. That's not enough time for college admissions essays. Write about the trauma of delayed gratification. Never heard of it.

User friendly soil.

'He may have green fingers, but he's got dirty finger nails!'

Worm Appreciation Society!

Earthly Delights Garden Centre

'Try to relax, Ed. It's a beach, not sandy soil.'

Little Dutch boy tends tulip plant

I'm looking for a job?

'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

A misery of mole hills

'I find that an hour in the compost pile provides my minimum daily requirement of everything.'

Worrying about college costs isn't helping. Let's get to work. I'll take that customer. Tree's Tree Nursery. That was a good start toward college! Indeed. Another 25 hydrangeas and we'll almost have enough for your first botony textbook.

Google Earth, Google Peet

"Oh, boy! My favorite! plotting soil!"

Septic Fields Forever.

Gardening Tips - allow worms to drag unwanted organic matter deep into the soil

"Hey, who died and gave you the right to determine my water rights?"

Water Feature 2006.