Soil Expert Pillows

"You've got to help me, Tom... my garden is out of control!"

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

'That plant food really works!'

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

Pull the udder one

The Velvet Mesquite

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

'The good news is I just dethatched the lawn. The bad news is the lawn was nothing but thatch. . .'

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

User friendly soil.

'He may have green fingers, but he's got dirty finger nails!'

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

'Try to relax, Ed. It's a beach, not sandy soil.'

I'm looking for a job?

Earthly Delights Garden Centre

'Boy this is a great garden: You can taste the natural compost and fertilizer...'

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

Worm Appreciation Society!

'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'

A misery of mole hills

"Oh, boy! My favorite! plotting soil!"

Ocotillo

'I find that an hour in the compost pile provides my minimum daily requirement of everything.'

'So aunt Lois I hear you've developed quite a green thumb.'