Soil Expert Prints

"You've got to help me, Tom... my garden is out of control!"

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

'That plant food really works!'

The Velvet Mesquite

Pull the udder one

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

'The good news is I just dethatched the lawn. The bad news is the lawn was nothing but thatch. . .'

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

The timing doesn't work for eco-club to start a garden. I have a better idea. Build a compost bin. You can recycle the school's leaves and grass clippings. You'll have good soil for a garden next spring. That's not enough time for college admissions essays. Write about the trauma of delayed gratification. Never heard of it.

How's this mulch for improving my soil? Not good. It's full of toxic wood chips. They poison the dirt and don't decompose. Just what I need. Subprime loam.

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

User friendly soil.

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

'He may have green fingers, but he's got dirty finger nails!'

'Boy this is a great garden: You can taste the natural compost and fertilizer...'

'Try to relax, Ed. It's a beach, not sandy soil.'

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

I'm looking for a job?

Earthly Delights Garden Centre

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

Worm Appreciation Society!

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'

A misery of mole hills

"Oh, boy! My favorite! plotting soil!"

Worrying about college costs isn't helping. Let's get to work. I'll take that customer. Tree's Tree Nursery. That was a good start toward college! Indeed. Another 25 hydrangeas and we'll almost have enough for your first botony textbook.

'I find that an hour in the compost pile provides my minimum daily requirement of everything.'

Google Earth, Google Peet