Soil Conservationist T-Shirts

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Polluted geese

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

A mother and baby elephant

Scarcity

"I love you too, big guy."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Monkey-artist

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Conservation Area

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'That plant food really works!'

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

The melting polar ice caps

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

The World Weeps

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'