Soil Conservationist T-Shirts

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Polluted geese

A mother and baby elephant

Scarcity

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I love you too, big guy."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Monkey-artist

Beaver tower

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

Conservation Area

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

'That plant food really works!'

The melting polar ice caps

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

The last Passenger Pigeon