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"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'That plant food really works!'

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

David Attenborough's Morning

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Bailout, Poverty, Environment, Peace - Money for the needy.

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"The nominees"

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

Sucking up Greenhouse gas.

Shop assistant hands over 'eco' shopping bag, saying: 'Would you like a bag for that?'

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

'He may have green fingers, but he's got dirty finger nails!'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

Clean air.

'Try to relax, Ed. It's a beach, not sandy soil.'

"Looks like you've got some competition."

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