Soil Scientist T-Shirts

'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'

'The good news is I just dethatched the lawn. The bad news is the lawn was nothing but thatch. . .'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

User friendly soil.

"Hey! I'm Aerating Here!"

Agriculture and New Technologies

'Plants are so particular. Kids will grow in any kind of soil.'

'I find that an hour in the compost pile provides my minimum daily requirement of everything.'

'The only oats you ever found were wild oats.'

'It's cool that you found a hobby, but I have to say that bag is really freaking' me out.'

'Don't buy here: The soil tastes horrible, it's highly polluted!'

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

Worm Appreciation Society!

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Deforestation.

North Pole

Polluted geese

Natural Disasters

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

"We'll always have Paris..."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

Earth stove

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

'That plant food really works!'

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

"I think we have run out of time..."

The sea 2050.

The melting polar ice caps

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."