Soil Alchemist T-Shirts

The timing doesn't work for eco-club to start a garden. I have a better idea. Build a compost bin. You can recycle the school's leaves and grass clippings. You'll have good soil for a garden next spring. That's not enough time for college admissions essays. Write about the trauma of delayed gratification. Never heard of it.

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

'That plant food really works!'

Medicinal plants

'Here you are, Simmons!'

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"Your farm's doing well John. What's your secret?"

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

'The good news is I just dethatched the lawn. The bad news is the lawn was nothing but thatch. . .'

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

How's this mulch for improving my soil? Not good. It's full of toxic wood chips. They poison the dirt and don't decompose. Just what I need. Subprime loam.

User friendly soil.

'He may have green fingers, but he's got dirty finger nails!'

I'm looking for a job?

Earthly Delights Garden Centre

'Try to relax, Ed. It's a beach, not sandy soil.'

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A garden Part 7

'Boy this is a great garden: You can taste the natural compost and fertilizer...'

Worm Appreciation Society!

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'

A misery of mole hills

Worrying about college costs isn't helping. Let's get to work. I'll take that customer. Tree's Tree Nursery. That was a good start toward college! Indeed. Another 25 hydrangeas and we'll almost have enough for your first botony textbook.

'So aunt Lois I hear you've developed quite a green thumb.'

'I find that an hour in the compost pile provides my minimum daily requirement of everything.'

Google Earth, Google Peet

"Oh, boy! My favorite! plotting soil!"

Gardening Tips - allow worms to drag unwanted organic matter deep into the soil