Soil Alchemist T-Shirts

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

'That plant food really works!'

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

Medicinal plants

'Here you are, Simmons!'

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

"Your farm's doing well John. What's your secret?"

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

'The good news is I just dethatched the lawn. The bad news is the lawn was nothing but thatch. . .'

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

User friendly soil.

'He may have green fingers, but he's got dirty finger nails!'

'Boy this is a great garden: You can taste the natural compost and fertilizer...'

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

Worm Appreciation Society!

Earthly Delights Garden Centre

I'm looking for a job?

'Try to relax, Ed. It's a beach, not sandy soil.'

'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'

A misery of mole hills

'So aunt Lois I hear you've developed quite a green thumb.'

"Oh, boy! My favorite! plotting soil!"

'I find that an hour in the compost pile provides my minimum daily requirement of everything.'

Gardening Tips - allow worms to drag unwanted organic matter deep into the soil

"You've got to help me, Tom... my garden is out of control!"