Soil Artist T-Shirts

'Hello, is that Gardeners' Question Time?'

'So aunt Lois I hear you've developed quite a green thumb.'

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

The Busy Gardener

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Painting clouds

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Horti-Culture

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

'That plant food really works!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

Building giant sand pies.

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

The Scottish Lawn

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

Watering the garden gnome

Pavement Artist

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

"Thanks again, kid!"

'The good news is I just dethatched the lawn. The bad news is the lawn was nothing but thatch. . .'

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

Industrial Beautification van

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

Topiary: When the written word isn't enough

He still wants none of the snowflakes to be alike, but he's willing to be flexible on the water molecules.