Soil Scientist Gifts

'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'

'The good news is I just dethatched the lawn. The bad news is the lawn was nothing but thatch. . .'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

I can't believe it's not cow manure.

User friendly soil.

"Hey! I'm Aerating Here!"

It's time to start my stimulus plan! I've got my infrastructure repair tools, and�I'm shovel ready!! Garden 2009.

Agriculture and New Technologies

'Plants are so particular. Kids will grow in any kind of soil.'

'I find that an hour in the compost pile provides my minimum daily requirement of everything.'

'The only oats you ever found were wild oats.'

'It's cool that you found a hobby, but I have to say that bag is really freaking' me out.'

Google Earth, Google Peet

'Don't buy here: The soil tastes horrible, it's highly polluted!'

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

Worm Appreciation Society!

How's this mulch for improving my soil? Not good. It's full of toxic wood chips. They poison the dirt and don't decompose. Just what I need. Subprime loam.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

North Pole

Deforestation.

Natural Disasters

Polluted geese

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

"We'll always have Paris..."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Earth stove

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

'That plant food really works!'