Soil Study T-Shirts

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

'That plant food really works!'

How Glaciations Begin

Penguin

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

The life of penguins.

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'Hey - It says here, we're related!'

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

'The good news is I just dethatched the lawn. The bad news is the lawn was nothing but thatch. . .'

"We call it, 'Green meadows' because that's what it was before we decided to build on it."

'Dirty binoculars?! You mean I wasted 30 years studying what I thought was the rare spotted rhino?'

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

The hummingbird's hum.