Soil T-Shirts

'My report is on preserving the environment.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

'That plant food really works!'

Working 9 to 5.

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

It's to stop you getting side-tracked.

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

'The good news is I just dethatched the lawn. The bad news is the lawn was nothing but thatch. . .'

"What time is it mentally?"

User friendly soil.

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

'He may have green fingers, but he's got dirty finger nails!'

'He has a weak character. Notice how easily he lets his work distract him?'

Earthly Delights Garden Centre

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

Worm Appreciation Society!

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

Workaholic

I'm looking for a job?

'Try to relax, Ed. It's a beach, not sandy soil.'

'Boy this is a great garden: You can taste the natural compost and fertilizer...'

'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'

When Policy Fails, Try Thinking.