Soil Artisan Gifts

'He may have green fingers, but he's got dirty finger nails!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

'That plant food really works!'

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

"Potential buyers of the company are coming through today. Tell everyone to look sharp and put a few bowls of potpourri here and there."

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

'The good news is I just dethatched the lawn. The bad news is the lawn was nothing but thatch. . .'

How's this mulch for improving my soil? Not good. It's full of toxic wood chips. They poison the dirt and don't decompose. Just what I need. Subprime loam.

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

The timing doesn't work for eco-club to start a garden. I have a better idea. Build a compost bin. You can recycle the school's leaves and grass clippings. You'll have good soil for a garden next spring. That's not enough time for college admissions essays. Write about the trauma of delayed gratification. Never heard of it.

User friendly soil.

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

'Try to relax, Ed. It's a beach, not sandy soil.'

I'm looking for a job?

Baker

Earthly Delights Garden Centre

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

Worm Appreciation Society!

'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'

A misery of mole hills

Printing Room

"Oh, boy! My favorite! plotting soil!"

Google Earth, Google Peet

'I find that an hour in the compost pile provides my minimum daily requirement of everything.'

'So aunt Lois I hear you've developed quite a green thumb.'

Gardening Tips - allow worms to drag unwanted organic matter deep into the soil

Gardening for Beginners

"You've got to help me, Tom... my garden is out of control!"

"Oh boy! Looks like the farmer's just mixed in manure! Dig in!"