Soil Artisan Mugs

'He may have green fingers, but he's got dirty finger nails!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

'That plant food really works!'

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

"Potential buyers of the company are coming through today. Tell everyone to look sharp and put a few bowls of potpourri here and there."

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

'The good news is I just dethatched the lawn. The bad news is the lawn was nothing but thatch. . .'

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

User friendly soil.

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

I'm looking for a job?

'Try to relax, Ed. It's a beach, not sandy soil.'

Earthly Delights Garden Centre

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

Worm Appreciation Society!

Baker

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'

A misery of mole hills

"Oh, boy! My favorite! plotting soil!"

'I find that an hour in the compost pile provides my minimum daily requirement of everything.'

'So aunt Lois I hear you've developed quite a green thumb.'

Printing Room

Gardening Tips - allow worms to drag unwanted organic matter deep into the soil

Gardening for Beginners

"You've got to help me, Tom... my garden is out of control!"

"Oh boy! Looks like the farmer's just mixed in manure! Dig in!"

Break up the hard soil around plants...and do everything possible to provide moisture...