Soil Specialist Mugs

'That plant food really works!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

'The good news is I just dethatched the lawn. The bad news is the lawn was nothing but thatch. . .'

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

User friendly soil.

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

'He may have green fingers, but he's got dirty finger nails!'

Earthly Delights Garden Centre

'Boy this is a great garden: You can taste the natural compost and fertilizer...'

I'm looking for a job?

'Try to relax, Ed. It's a beach, not sandy soil.'

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

Worm Appreciation Society!

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'

A misery of mole hills

"Oh, boy! My favorite! plotting soil!"

'I find that an hour in the compost pile provides my minimum daily requirement of everything.'

'So aunt Lois I hear you've developed quite a green thumb.'

Gardening Tips - allow worms to drag unwanted organic matter deep into the soil

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

Gardening for Beginners

"You've got to help me, Tom... my garden is out of control!"