Land Lover Gifts

"How many acres do I have? What's an acre?"

"I've always had this dream of buying a little farm and then selling it off piece by piece."

The Speculators

Farm Shop - "I'd like a place in Wiltshire with about 200 acres."

"Ed's security blanket. Two hundred and twenty acres!"

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

Terrainspotters.

"Loans cost the earth, in your case 140 acres of it"

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

'Come back, you fool! -- The Earth is three-fourths ocean!'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

Bitchbark Canoe

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

The Busy Gardener

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

So Close..

Humans...What is their purpose?

'The circle is complete!'