Sloth Aficionados Gifts

'Don't push it, son. You can't become a couch potato until you've mastered being a chair spud.'

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

Sloth 10K.

Homo Zapiens

Ultra-lazy sloth

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

I think the dolphin is my spirit animal! Unfortunately, it's likely mine is the sloth.

Sloth traffic jam.

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'

'Junior is just a little confused.'

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

Sloth Studios - "Lights! camera! inaction!"

Honey I'm Home

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth...

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

Gym. I'm not sweating --- My muscles are crying!

SlothPossum Watching Upside Down TV

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'

'At least I'm not accused of being envious, lustful, greedy, prideful, gluttonous or wrathful.'

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."

'Speaking of ground sloths.'

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'

'Call me lazy if you want, but I wouldn't trade my life with anybody else's...'